When in San Diego rain drizzles
trucks and cars go dancing on the freeways... like drunken ballerinas-gliding on ice.
They smash against each other, or hit stationary objects...
surprised and inexperienced drivers blame the weather.
On a casual, sunny day vehicles turn
without giving proper signal of course.
Here's one making a right turn!
On to the left lane... thank you.
Another making a left turn! on to the right lane... congratulations,
You have just failed a simple driving test.
For this reason and others I am leaving San Diego.
By L. Rodriguez-Gaona
June 1999