December 17, 1999
"Jingle Pelotas, Jingle Pelotas" man-o-chivas here come de man!! Santa Klaus!! El Indio Tezzy busy with his Christmas lista! Old Santa going to need help this year. With "los Padres" in control of City Hall and the City Treasury totally unguarded. You can bet your pelotas that the PADRES will be busy buying presentes for one and all!
Just finish writing my Christmas list to Santa… Hijole, I need his help. How are we going to take care of all those politicos who desperately need help from Santa to bail out of their sell out of the City??
Pues anyway Santa at the top of my list is my totally confused, female wanna be politician who not only failed miserably but set back `women's lib' by two generations! No one will ever be wanting to vote for another female Mayor again… (Sorry Barbara "Warden". Who reminds me of a Prison Warden. We don't need another one in office).
Santa bring all these politicos in office a huge big dose of truth serum, a can of brown paint to cover their yellow spines, a bag of cojones for Juan(ito) Vargas to give him strength to stand up like a man and get off his knees. Bring George Stevens a bag of chitlings to remind him he's Black and no sense playing the role of being the "WHITE KING Fish." Yo ain't no Willie Brown my man! You can't win after you betrayed your Black, and Brown brothers.
Oh boy Santa, what about that Ron Roberts? You had better get that fellow a bottle of Viagra... He just ain't got the git up and get to fend off all those tycoooooons with their moneybags. Man we are tired of those phony businessmen telling us what is good for business is good for America. Only ones I see heading for the bank is them! Rest of us struggle along on minimum wage. (Of course they control city hall).
Bueno Santa, when you get down South (no! not T.J.!) I mean south of San Diego in "good Ole boy country" nAtional ciiti and Chulie Vista... Get something for Maria Salas. She is running a close second to Mayor Horton & Susan Golding... She is doing a good job of selling the city out to all the developers in town. She hasn't seen a deal that the developers offer that she doesn't like. Golly Santa you can't hardly get out or in of Chulie Vista… There are more cars than roads. Maria wants more people, more ticky-tack housed, more crime, more gang bangers. Of course she has had lot of help from Horton in selling out the city! (Ha, you note a pattern here?) Bring Maria a pension check and retire her.
Well Santa, time to crawl back into my Jacal and light up my Pipa. See you next semana!
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